Voice for Reason

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6c_UiVAxXQ

trumpie is to a public servant as jeffrey epstein is to a trusted uncle.

Again, hats off to trumpie and his mannerless foul mouth, which have done more to liberalize broadcast standards than anything or anyone else. Fuck. It’s not a bomb anymore. Not even a firecracker. Maybe a lit joint or cigar. Fuck you very much, trumpie, you and your many metastases. We will be fucking talking about your fucking legacy of evil, ignorance, and stupidity until we fucking die. But FYVM for all you have done for FUCK! Really!

What happens when you hollow out a structure? It collapses. Magafucks, your boy trumpie has never met a disaster he could not cause… and then move on to the next disaster. Magafucks, vote smarter, cuz the collapse of our democracy is upon us. Again, orange is the new stupid. Where are you on this issue? Eleven years. Time’s up.

Wasps drink deeply at

The birdbaths. I wonder who

Else comes to sup there?

September. We are

Weary of Summer and we

Look to November.

A BOLAFAR?

Yeah, swhat we callum in these parts. Always bizzy bizzy bizzy. You know, always rollin like she’s fresh outta th farplace. A bolafar if I ever seen one! She was our hometown Dolly Parton.

Why did the Three Wise Men smell like smoke? They come from afar.

Cats can compliment you in two ways: Not giving the head shake at the end of a good petting, in that you put everything back where it belongs. Or, actually using a bed that you snuggified for them. All the other stuff is just to keep the food and shelter coming. Just sayin.

When is trumpie going to fuck up the fuckup that can’t be unfucked?

Ben was a lifeguard. He preferred his pools unsullied by people, so often, he would appear well before opening, sit upon his perch, and enjoy the glossy water as it responded to a stray breeze, or best of all, no breeze at all. If he was to close the pool, he would do the closing chores, and then return to his stand to enjoy the peace of water at rest. Ben had a life. It was just different than yours.

Do choruses of cicadas do battle? Maybe 20sec cycles? Quite a waterfall of sound these days. The frog is getting bigger on a diet of flies and occasional roach. I put the stem end of bananas in easy reach of the frog’s perch, and seldom is the frog not facing the banana and attracted flies. Retirement is great, you know? So much interesting nothing to do. I think my golden years have been tarnished by trumpie, but will brighten when he is in Leavenworth. Yay for the positive outlook!

‘The greatest deal ever made (people are saying).’ – Every fucking ‘deal’ that trumpie has fucking tried to take credit for, his whole fucking life. And now he is in fucking HEAVEN cuz he has gathered the most assiduous ass kissers and ball suckers into his orbit… and these are the ‘people’ who tell him how great his ‘deals’ are. That is, trumpie’s White House is jam packed full of an unending supply of GOLD PARTICIPATION TROPHIES. Retards, all.

Bumbo – A male bimbo. See also pocketsquare pete, dumpie trumpie, kneepads johnson, the whole gang of metastases. Bumbos all, and the fools who voted these crooks in are scumbos, all.

Manners – trumpie has them, and they are all bad. trump world has one inhabitant. We exist at his pleasure. Thanks!

Everything and everybody will have to work together in order for all of this to work out. Or? We fail. Oh. Yeah. Heavy.

epstein, epstein, epstein! In case you were wondering, some victims have been waiting over thirty years, but some fucks who could fix this want to take a deep dive into, say, trans athletes! How convenient.

When is trumpie going to fuck up the fuckup that can’t be unfucked?

Let’s honor trumpie in a way that people will understand and get behind. Portable toilets, rat traps, tampons, diapers, enema nozzles, buttplugs, and redaction pens, all gold (colored), all made in China, and all bearing the trumpie name! How exciting! And how healing for our country! Not sure the toilet paper is a good idea, tho, considering the kids… epstein, epstein, epstein!

NFL owner has to pay for sex, ha ha ha-ha ha! Embarassment. That’s about as far as it will go, cuz it’s the NFL, after all. Has to pay! Ha! A new old trip for athletics! Money, substituting for honesty and good sense. No surprise!

Me peat – What trumpie does, without ceasing. Over and over again. To no avail, if you wish for PROGRESS into a 21st Century that is fucking worthy of the name ’21st Century.’

Keystone Cops. Lookem up. The clowns in DC make the Cops look good. How every day can be more tangled and confused than the day before can be pinned on one man… how it stays that way is up to Congress, and thus far, the spineless motherfuckers have done a great job of NOT doing their fucking jobs. A perfect example of The People NOT getting our money’s worth. No surprise. None. Money’s worth. Congress. Don’t fucking make me fucking laugh.

senator roger wicker, are you a crook, or do you just associate with crooks? epstein, epstein, epstein!

The more I think about it, the more things I think of to name in honor of trumpie, like drain snakes, toilet plungers, manure spreaders, you know, top notch, quality products! All made in the best American tradition, in China, of the best fake gold money could buy, but only if you pay your bills, you freeloading fuck from fucksville. We need to get trumpie off our fucking payroll before he fucking eats the GDP in one gulp. You know it’s coming. You know his history. We The People would be trumpie’s EIGHTH bankruptcy.

It costs a lot to look this cheap.

Name a warship after trumpie? Ah, maybe a lunch cart or catering truck, but no more. Leaky rowboat, christened LYING MOTHERFUCKER, maybe? Outta my hands. We can always change the name later.

Have they made a Beano for babies yet? Still make Beano at all? Just axin. Those who pass the test of parenthood pass the most important, trying, perhaps thankless test of all. Again, if we made sure the very young and very old were well cared for, everything else would just fall into place. That is, if it’s not good for the young and old, let’s just not fucking do it.

How about naming a sandwich after trumpie? I think that would be entirely acceptable. It should be a pile of bullshit and crow sprinkled with Viagra dust on two heels of stale white bread, with ketchup on the side. Call it what it is, maybe the BLOODY SHIT SANDWICH?

Saw a big black SUV the other day with a woman’s vanity plate, and on the back window in BIG letters, ‘EXPENSIVE and DEMANDING.’ Yeah, thanks for the warning, hotshot. Yep. I mean, really. A lot.

Perhaps the best work Jack Nicholson ever did, playing Boston boss Frank Costello, in The Departed, as one third of quite the trio of actors. Devil sez what?

Especially the part about the trumpie epstein network and all the motherfuckers who are going to go down because of it. Just sayin.

A watched computer never finishes the update. They have been controlling us for a long long time, and it is sad to think that the peak of civilization will be found in service and fealty to machines. Yep. Where else would AI be headed? I hope we break free soon. Soon. Please.

Canada sez you can’t do a good deal with a bad person. Wonder who they are talking about? There is no clearer evidence of trumpie’s incompetence. He can’t even get along WITH THE FUCKING CANADIANS. Jeezus come and squeezus.

Naming a warship after trumpie is like naming anything after benedict arnold. Fucking psycho motherfucker has never tried selling a paper shredder with an incinerator attached. More his fucking speed. trumpie is a liar, a cheat, and not to be trusted. You need more than eleven years to figure this out? Ok, take your time. Eyeroll.

Three or four year old box turtle. Picked it out of the road, where nothing good could happen. Fed and watered, nestled in some nice wet leaves. Hope it outlives me. Bless us all.

Congress = crooks and co-conspirators, all, aka, Team Kneepads. Time to fucking clean house… and senate.

trumpie’s mastery of fuckups knows no equal. Who else could fuck up things with Canada, Mexico, NATO, China, Ukraine, virtually EVERY trading partner, Iran, and now the latest, Oman and South Korea? No one. Absolutely no one. Who else would shit on allies and cozy up to North Korea and Russia? There is an ill mannered, retarded, ignorant toddler in the White House who must be ejected before he fucks up the fuckup that can’t be unfucked, and the incompetents on Team Kneepads are the only ones who can do it. Ibid, clean house…

Now, what would a fuckup that can’t be unfucked look like? Nuclear weapons? US Dollar replaced by €? trumpie bombing the shit out of Oman or Minneapolis? Whatever the final fuckup may be, EVERYONE knows it is coming, that it will be trumpie and his metastases who do it, and IMPEACHMENT is the only way to stop it.

AI. Big business wants to fuck the workers in the ass, and be rewarded for it. It worked in 1850, it works today. If power and profit remain the only measures of success in our society, whose fucking idea of a good life and living is that? Yeah, fuck that.

AI BAILOUTS. Nope. China has already eaten every lunch in sight, by being better and cheaper, so the wishful USA AI tycoons’ best play at present would be to lease their existing capacity to China and halt further fucking up, saving more investments for later. If they go over the edge, let them hit bottom, cuz I don’t want my fucking taxes to bail them out of their fucking egotistical incompetence.

Pecans and figs shedding leaves and fruit. Soybeans wilting in the field. After 30+ inches of rain May-June, we have dried up. Completely. Get to hear thunder and smell rain, but… and when I water, I turn the stream up into the oak canopy, and the cardinals, wrens, and hummingbirds gather to take a bath. Bless them.

Sphinter sez?