Voice for Reason

Again, my Dad and 3.5 million other men and women, saving us all from goosestepping through life. Yay! Thanks! I probably would have been a lousy goosestepper. U?

1,975 Saturdays in a row for me, more or less. Finally found, late in my careers, something at which I truly excel. Ass flattening. My specialty.

Why do they still make Big Red gum? Flavor lasts about 1.5 minutes. Just sayin.

My rhymes are solid. Yours are shit. Maybe if I shoot you, you’ll get hip.

Reverence for, and valuing of our Earth is lacking. Humans have become a plague upon our one and only Home. What th fuck are we thinkin? There is progress, but we need to simplify before Nature does the simplification for us. Bless us all, even the ironheaded and spineless. May we see the Light…

What are the Qfucks saying today? Gotta computer and lotta time on your hands? Like to read shit and then make up more shit? Like to predict shit, and when the predictions fail, make up more rabbit shit, aka, Qdrops? Qfucks unite! Start your own TV network so we can keep up with all the Qfuckisms that the main scream media won’t cover. A network that will finally lay bare all the evidence that Qfucks refer to, but never produce? I am so excited! Waiting for all of this to crumble…

Late and sad Mother’s Day wishes to Gladys Sicknick. Thank you for your service, Brian and Gladys.

Satan worshipping pedophile? Sounds like trumpie to me. Don’t forget canniballistic. Just wait until trumpie has to choose between taking responsibility for his idiocy, OR throwing his kids under the bus. No question. There go th kids! Bub bye!

June 30, 2021 — Allen Weisselberg surrendered to police today at Mar A Lago, confessing to strangling trumpie with an extra long red Chinese silk tie. ‘I have watched that fat cheapskate loser bastard asshole throw good people under the bus for 45 years, and I was not going to let him run that shit on my family. I should get a gold medal.’ Don McGahan, Weisselberg’s attorney of record, said that this statement should not be taken out of context, and that, ‘Mr. Weisselberg still has a shitload of information to share with various grand juries, so his bargaining position is very strong.’ The trump family asks that, in lieu of flowers, donations be sent to their legal defense fund at SaveOurAsses.org. They pledge to devote a full 0.05% of net receipts to actual legal expenses. Hearing this, everyone in the newsroom laughed so hard that boogers flew out of their noses. That’s funny!

There is no easy path back from 400 years of Native American genocide, slavery, and racism. Denial and distraction are not options. Get out of the rut. We all belong, y’all. Focus on your future. Pay attention to what’s in the headlights, not the rearview mirror.